“Ooh, fruit, big deal,” muttered Samael with a roll of his slit-eyes. Garden of Eden, May 29 – The creature tasked with testing humanity’s adherence to direct divine...
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NFL Offers Compromise, Lets Players Stand for American OR Israeli Anthem
Player representatives have yet to offer any official response to the move. New York, May 24 – Executives and owners in the National Football League softened their stance today on player...
Hezbollah Alleges Fraud If Rivals’ Votes Counted
The party’s efforts to prevent supporters of other factions from casting votes should have resulted in much larger gains. Beirut, May 8 – Iran’s proxy arm in Lebanon made important...
Netanyahu Staff Now Using Iranian Nuke CDs As Coasters
“It would be a shame to have so many CDs go to waste. My children’s preschool can only use so many of the things in crafts projects.” Jerusalem, May 1 – Employees at...
Cop Who Tried To Enforce Gun Laws Among Arabs Let Off With Warning This Time
The policewoman failed to appreciate the importance of knowing when to enforce the law and when to feign powerlessness or lack of resources. Beer Sheva, April 24 – A rookie policeman who...
Those Syrians Have Some Gall, Getting Gassed While We’re Trying To Attract Attention
By Yahya Sinwar The Great Return March, known by various names, has been going on for more than a week already, and the intense planning that went into it now appears to have gone to waste, all...
Union Rules Broken When Jews Forced To Dig Own Graves
The executioners’ union might also demand involvement. Riga, Latvia, April 11 – The head of a local professional association voiced dissatisfaction with the way mass execution of area...
Bribes To Female Judges Only 70% Of Bribes To Male Counterparts
“That’s a disturbing indication of what’s wrong with our society.” Tel Aviv, March 20 – A troubling new study points to systemic discrimination in Israel so deep that...