For me, in my apartment on the Upper West Side, it was still Shabbat when the phone rang. Hearts skipped beats, and we all jumped a little bit. In an apartment wherein everyone was observing Shabbat...
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Women Halachic Advisers! What next? Kosher Pork Fish?
Say hello to the class of 2005! Through a program at the women’s yeshiva Nishmat, 12 women in the fourth graduating class were ordained yesterday to help other women with issues pertaining to...
Run your mouth when I’m not around
It’s Easy To Achieve. UPDATE: It’s good to know that sometimes when people call for you destruction, more than just France will stand up for you. (Of course, many used it to point to the...
It Swells a Vein that the Only Things…
That are keeping me awake, Are Reruns of The Mod Squad and Cartoons Sometimes philosophers of a certain bent worry about puzzles such as the following. Take an object, say, a ship. Now replace one...
Everything is Illuminated Contest Winners
Illuminate Me! We asked you to illuminate us with your most Jewlicious pics and y’all did not disappoint! The prize pacs from the studio just came in today so I feel comfortable announcing the...
Ben Shalom Bernanke – Jewlicious?
So Alan Greenspan is leaving the Fed after many years of service. Bush’s nominee to replace Greenspan as the outgoing Chairman of the Federal Reserve Board is Ben S. Bernanke. The S. stands for...
Race, Pride, Prejudice/Black man, White man No stand
What do you call cute young girls who play in a band and have aspiring music carreers? If you guessed Hanson, you were close, but no cigar. This time the right answer is Lamb and Lynx Gaede...
When the Insane Run for Office
Rent, it’s too damn high And why is the rent too damn high in New York? Well according to insane person and New York mayoral candidate Jimmy McMillan, aka Jimmy Mack, it’s because of the...