Well, it’ll be X-Mas eve tonight, and as Jews we’ll have all kinds of things to deal with. Like for starters, this Chrismukkah thing and the concept of the Chrismukkah – Chrismukkah...
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Settlers Earn Coveted “Buffoons of the Year” Award
Well, well, well, look who is donning orange stars of David on their clothes to demonstrate against the disengagement plan. That’s right, the settler movement has decided that it would not only...
“Oy is just Yo backwards”
I saw you sitting there all pretty, trying to hide your shaking hands, wondering when your next MATISYAHU fix would come. You’re welcome.
Israelis Gone Wild!
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Germany outwits Israel
In a classic case of outmaneuvering those uppity Jews, Germany has just dealt a glancing blow to Israel in the aliyah department, and the Israelis are celebrating their loss as a victory. Germany has...
Fanatic Secular Jews want to save the Sabbath
A group of MKs from different religious streams met to discuss ending all commercial activity on shabbat in Israel. One of the Orthodox MKs said that he would accept “cultural” events if...
Teen pleads guilty to Jewish school firebombing
Let me have him Sleiman Elmerhebi, 19, pleaded guilty to arson in the firebombing of the United Talmud Torah Elementary School library firebombing. Elmerhebi stated that the arson “was an...
Hoodios in Paris
Josh Norek of the Hip Hop Hoodios, just back from 2 gigs in Paris writes: Just got back from Paris and saw your email too late. Hopefully, your friends still came out – our shows were GREAT. We...