“Ooh, fruit, big deal,” muttered Samael with a roll of his slit-eyes. Garden of Eden, May 29 – The creature tasked with testing humanity’s adherence to direct divine...
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NFL Offers Compromise, Lets Players Stand for American OR Israeli Anthem
Player representatives have yet to offer any official response to the move. New York, May 24 – Executives and owners in the National Football League softened their stance today on player...
Hezbollah Alleges Fraud If Rivals’ Votes Counted
The party’s efforts to prevent supporters of other factions from casting votes should have resulted in much larger gains. Beirut, May 8 – Iran’s proxy arm in Lebanon made important...
Netanyahu Staff Now Using Iranian Nuke CDs As Coasters
“It would be a shame to have so many CDs go to waste. My children’s preschool can only use so many of the things in crafts projects.” Jerusalem, May 1 – Employees at...
Cop Who Tried To Enforce Gun Laws Among Arabs Let Off With Warning This Time
The policewoman failed to appreciate the importance of knowing when to enforce the law and when to feign powerlessness or lack of resources. Beer Sheva, April 24 – A rookie policeman who...
Is Natalie Portman a BDS Supporter?
No Dummy. We recently reported that Natalie Portman declined to attend a ceremony in Israel, where she was to be awarded the $2 million Genesis Prize. As a result, the ceremony was cancelled –...
Natalie Portman Won’t Come to Israel to Accept 2018 Genesis Prize
The Jewish press, perhaps reflecting the sensibilities of its readership, is going bananas at the news that Natalie Portman is not going to come to Israel to collect her $2 million Genesis Prize. Set...
Those Syrians Have Some Gall, Getting Gassed While We’re Trying To Attract Attention
By Yahya Sinwar The Great Return March, known by various names, has been going on for more than a week already, and the intense planning that went into it now appears to have gone to waste, all...