jihad in my pantsAt the Erez crossing in Gaza this morning a man was stopped while trying to enter Israel with explosives stitched into his underwear, the thought being that the area would not be searched.

Could this start a new fashion craze?
The latest in Jihad action wear–explosive undies! That’s right, be the first on your block to own a pair! Start an explosion in your pants! Available now!

No word yet on whether its proper detonation would effect relations with the 72 virgins.

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Laya Millman