OK, here’s one for you:
Have you heard about the Jewish sports car?
It stops on a dime, then picks it up
OK, if you didn’t like that one, how about:
How do you know if a chink robbed your house?
Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later the chink is still trying to back out of your driveway!
Allright, that wasn’t really funny either…
…but Muffti can only work with the material he is given. These gems come from Jewlicious’ third hate site of the week, Racist Jokes. The site is not much to look at, but it has some jokes all neatly categorized by types. So, say you kinda don’t mind Jews but you really hate Arabs. Well, there’s a section just for your kind here. Here’s another preview:
Failed Afghan recruitment slogans:
Be Allah you can be!
Martyrs have more fun!
Free camoflage turbans! Sign up today!
Uncle oSAMa wants you!
(is Muffti a bad person for admitting he chuckled a bit at this one?)
Anyhow, not only are there some half baked jokes, but there are also games! There’s Kaboom: the Suicide Bomber Game, Chainsaw the Children (where you play a blue guy with a chainsaw who literally runs around the jungle chainsawing, well, children), Ass Bandits and Nazi PacMan. There are also a few links to some music.
Muffti’s favourite part of the site, however, was the hate mail. To Racist-Jokes credit, they are willing to put up the email of detractors. Mostly because it makes the detractors look kind of stupid. Here’s a few samples:
HEY WUZ-UP FUCKEN HATER, WHY CAN’T YOU SUBMIT WHITE JOKES TOO? YOU THINK THAT THERE ARE NO WHITE JOKES TOO OR WHAT? MOST OF ALL THEM FUCKEN FAGGETS ARE WHITE, AINT THAT RIGHT OR DO YOU THINK THAT YOU ARE SUPERIOR? ME I’M MEXICAN MYSELF AND WHAT THE FUCK IS YOU PROBLEM AGAINST MY NIGGAS? IF IT WASN’T FOR THEM WHITE TRASH WOULDN’T BE SHIT. AS WELL AS ANY OTHER RACE WISHES THAT WHITE PEOPLE GO TO FUCKEN HELL AND BURN ALONG WITH THOSE INOCENT JEWS THAT THE FAGGET, NON-WHITE, JEWISH ANCESSTORS HITLER MUTHAFUCKER BURNED. OH AND BY THE WAY YOU’LL DO EVERY BODY A FAVOR AND KILL YOURSELF SO WE CAN THROW A BOBMASS PARTY.
you r alll a bunch of racist faggots who do not deserve to live. i really hope that all the black people on this planet hunt u down like the dogs that u are and burn u alive!!!
See, as Muffti and CK said when we first started this Jewlicious special, we like to see good constructive exchanges between thoughtful members of the market place of ideas. (Muffti had to laugh a bit at some objecting to a hate site by calling them ‘fags’.) Anyhow, Muffti just thought he’d let you know that there is a lighter side to white power. And to show you yet another down side of racial hatred: you don’t seem to attract very good comedians.