Every year, I quasi eagerly await the annoucement of the host of the MTV Movie Awards. It’s akin to the anticipation I feel at the announcement of the Oscar’s host. I haven’t been all that into the MTV hosts in forever. Justin Timberlake and Jessica Alba in recent years didn’t do much for me. At least JT can sing and dance, but still. Is he or isn’t he “with” Scarlett Johansson? Who cares. At least, she’s funny…
Anyways, this year’s MTV host is someone who is definitively NOT funny. She may have her own show on Comedy Central, but Sarah Silverman’s irreverent I’m a pretty girl and can fart act is as irritating as my upstair’s neighbors moving furniture at 11:50 PM on a weeknight. Then again, why did Comedy Central give Michael Ian Black (nee Michael Schwartz) his own show? Doesn’t he have enough gratuitous exposure over at VH1’s “Best Week Ever”?
Boo on you MTV. So very, very unoriginal. And tsk, tsk to Comedy Central while I’m at it.
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“Hot” doesn’t overcome crassness nor does money. Sadly, we don’t have any moral respect left in this country. Boorish is STILL boorish!
It’s kind of artistic in it’s own way.
True Alex. The crudeness is actually a sort of statement from a sensitive, artistic soul in despair caused by a post industrial world where people like him… can’t get laid. Or something.
Speaking of classy, must we keep the comment?
uag & >:-D I agree with you both….
If Sarah Silverman farted I would take the biggest whiff I have ever taken, every bit of her sweet smell, then start jacking off. She’s so sexy.
She could drop a deuce on my hard cock. I’d lick her dirty asshole clean, she’s so fucking hot! Gonna go rub out some knuckle children right now to her.
Classy jon. Very classy.
You people love coprophilia don’t ya. Or “toilet humor”.. Riiiight.
Funny… ?
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Sarah Silverman. Fart. Omg. I would eat that ass.
I realize these comments are old; BUT Give me a BREAK!!! Sarah Silverman is DISGUSTING, Vulgar and talentless. And her looks are pretty ordinary (unless your standards are so low or your family and circle are so ugly that you consider her Hot). The only reason she and Kimmel are where they are is because the people the know and personal connections. We as a community are doomed (again) if we don’t put our best talent forward instead of letting nepotism and family connections rule the roost. She’d never be where she is if were not who/what she is and who she knows and is connected to.
If Sarah Silverman farted I would take the biggest whiff I have ever taken, every bit of her sweet smell, then start jacking off. She’s so sexy.
Give the Jewgirl Toys was pretty good.
The difference between “pretty” and “hot” is usually 2 cup sizes, a bottle of peroxide and a “keep wishing you could get a piece of this ass” attitude.
what is the difference between pretty and hot Chutzpah?
I Think SS is pretty fine, her other half, Jimmy Kimmel is a lucky gentile.
So it looks like we’ve all run out of stuff to talk about, huh?
After the Barak Obama post, I was pretty irritated. But then I read, “Every year, I quasi eagerly await the annoucement of the host of the MTV Movie Awards. It’s akin to the anticipation I feel at the announcement of the Oscar’s host.”
Wow.
You must be joking. Surely you jest.
Silverman is HOT.
Too bad she’s a foul-mouthed skank.
But funny.
If you like deliberate bad taste, of course.
LOVE Sarah!!! She is so funny she reminds me of me except a lot thinner, younger, hotter and prettier. She cracks me up but actually I did not care for her Aristocrats performance, it was just a tad too distasteful.
I say hot enough. But if she farts, forget it.
The scat and pee stuff is just to allow Sarah some room to be herself, I think. Otherwise she’d be stuck in a whole bunch of traps – she’d have to be funny about sex (or being sexy), or funny about being Jewish (or several tropes of Jewishness), or funny about show biz (or being a show biz person). Being gross is a way to have her sh!tcake and eat it too.
Not so hot, but a little hot.
Another oy elicited by a beth post.
Wow, we have posters here who watch MTV. I feel old.
I really, really tried to like Jesus is Magic. It just did nothing for me.
But I have to admit she was one of the highlights of the Aristocrats.
I completely disagree. I think she is both crass and brilliant.
Umm… Are you telling me that you did not find her “Tab” episode on her show, or her line that her nana was in one of the upscale death camps that had designer tattoos funny?
I don’t agree with you but my wife does. She accuses me of liking her just because she is Jewish and hot. Though she does not believe she is hot. But I finally got her to admit that Silverman is funny after watching Jesus is Magic.