Little Baby Adolf and his retarded parents

Little Baby Adolf and his retarded parents

This is a story about a boy and his cake, and while it is food oriented, I doubt you’ll see it on JCarrot any time soon. See, Heath and Deborah Campbell are a nice couple from New Jersey with three children. When preparing for their son’s third birthday party, they did what any conscientious parents would do – they ordered him a Happy Birthday cake with his name on it at their local ShopRite. However, while the ShopRite was happy to provide them with a cake, they refused to place the little boy’s name on it. Why? Well… it might have something to do with the fact that the boy’s full name is Adolf Hitler Campbell and ShopRite did not want to produce a “Happy Birthday Adolf Hitler” cake. For obvious reasons.

His parents insisted that some of the toddler’s best friends were black. Mr Campbell, 35, said that about 12 people attended the birthday party on Sunday, including several children who were of mixed race… “If we’re so racist, then why would I have them come into my home?” he asked… A spokeswoman for ShopRite said that this was not the bakery department’s first run in with the Campbells – a similar request was denied two years ago when the shop also refused to daub swastikas on baked goods for the family.

Mr. Campbell also added that he simply wanted the boy to have a name that no one else on earth had. Little Adolf has two younger sisters “Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie (sic – apparently in tribute to Heinrich Himmler) and JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell.”

Sigh. It’s one thing to be a racialist Nazi asshole, but surely this has to qualify as some kind of particularly heinous child abuse. Good luck with the rest of your life there little Hitler boy.

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26 Comments

  • Ironically, if the real Hitler had been given a nice cake, there would have been no World War II.

  • “some of the toddler’s best friends were black.”

    Seriously, what’s wrong with the parents of THOSE kids?? I don’t care how nice the kid is, your name is Hitler, your parents are messed up! My kids are not going NEAR you.

    Also, notice Daddy has no problems with blacks. Maybe it’s just Jews?

  • Yes this incident is absurd and should be poked fun at, but really, some of your commentary is out of line. The quality and integrity of Jewlicious started to fizzle in the past few months, but this just qualifies my decision to stop reading your blog. Good riddance.

  • Dearest Done with… I thought this story was rather innocuous and have a hard time understanding how anyone can find offense with anything that I wrote. I mean it’s ok to be bored by our shtick. I get bored by it sometimes – but never to the point of … well, whatever it was that you did. I never claimed we had any kind of integrity and the quality was always piece meal – we’re all volunteers after all. So, yeah. Good luck with all your future projects. Sorry we disappointed you.

  • I live in harrisburg,PA and this happened in my neck of the woods well sorta.The assoicate press story and the one on msnbc left out alot i think.Link below for local newspaper article.But these people are what you think they would be.Poor white trash living of welfare and how much do you want to bet food stamps paid for the cake.What is really sad is this douchebag will probadly get a reality tv show.

    I can not find the third link

    http://www.lehighvalleylive.com/warren-county/index.ssf?/base/news-1/1229576716306690.xml&coll=3

    http://www.lehighvalleylive.com/today/index.ssf/2008/12/as_adolf_hitler_campbell_celeb.html

  • here in germany they would send you to prison if youd name your child adolf hitler
    the poor boy….and what bad parents

  • I hope the boy goes through some awesome teenager rebellion years in which he turns on his parents anti-semitic ways, starts being called “Addy”, volunteers at a soup kitchen, and attempts to date a nice Jewish girl.

    That would be worth a movie.

  • I think “Done with Jewlicious” might be one of the neo-Nazi/white supremacists we have visiting us regularly. Maybe he’s offended you’re putting up fewer posts with attractive women?

    Either way, good riddance.

  • Surely I don’t like this but there is worse things on earth than naming your son Hitler.

    What bugs me is the double standard.

    We are supposed to condemn this family for haven’t an say unorthodox view of Hitler yet we fail to condemn people who wear Che Guava shirts or are fans of Castro.

    We have a pending President in the US who pals around with a domestic terrorist. And as you are a Jew and sure Hitler hits a sore spot with you, well consider this, our Pending president also belonged to a church that gave a “lifetime achievement award” to Louis Farrakhan.

    Obviously these people are white separatists/white nationalists who see the symbol of Hitler as one that supports White people. They don’t seem to be against minorities but they feel that if they can have their icons supporting their race whites should have theirs. Again, they are terribly wrong, they choose the wrong historical figures for their icons but then so do the leftists yet we are just supposed to excuse those people out of what, assuming some naiveté on their part about who they are holding up as heroes?

    So, yeah, condemn these people, that’s easy, a no brainier. However condemn as well those who wave Che Guava flags. And condemn an incoming US President who has spent a lifetime associating with some of the most extreme and hateful elements of our society.

  • I see them as no worse than an Average Obama supporter.

    But then again I have nothing but hatred and disgust for the average Obama supporter.

  • Tom Morrissey you really don’t believe that do you?

    First to think that Hitler would have changed if he was treated better as a child that is extremely naive. It’s like you don’t understand that some people are just evil.

    Also it assumes that Hitler was responsible for WWII. That lets the German People off the hook too easily. The German people like to pretend that Hitler somehow put them in some sort of trance or something like that. Please. Hitler was giving them what they wanted. He was a product of them, not the other way around.

    Hitler was a very evil man no doubt. But if he didn’t exist someone else would have been there to fill the vacuum and to give the German people what they wanted.

    World War II was inevitable as a result of how “the Great War” ended. And of course you still had Japan. But giving you the benefit of the doubt and assuming you meant the Holocaust instead of simply the war, I still say that there was something within the German people that called out for that. If Hitler wasn’t there to exploit it (Because of him getting that cake which turned him instead into a great humanitarian, yeah right) someone else in German politics surely would have.

  • Cris the name “Lucifer” didn’t always mean “the Devil”.

    In Latin, the word “Lucifer”, meaning “Light-Bringer” (from lux, lucis, “light”, and ferre, “to bear, bring”), is a name for the “Morning Star” (the planet Venus in its dawn appearances).

    I don’t know when the word Lucifer forever became a synonym for the Devil but as late as the 2nd century AD it sure wasn’t because there is even a Christian saint from that time named Saint Lucifer and obviously he wouldn’t have taken on or kept that name had there been such a strong connection back then between the name Lucifer and the Devil. That must have occurred later on.

  • They support people like Che Guava, Fidel Castro, the Weather Underground and Louis Farrakhan.

    Why don’t you ask what are they smoking?

  • Could someone define the word “racist” for me?

    No, seriously as it has been abused and misused over years so it would be helpful to have a PRECISE definition of the word for this discussion so we are all on the same page here.

  • Kirk / Steve / [monosyllabic first name of your choice]-invasion again?

    A little reading on Lucifer..

    Oh, and I’m sorry we don’t live up to Done’s expectations anymore. If people were so kind as to shove over the cash to finance their favourite bloggers, there’d be more blogging on demand.

  • “The Lucifer myth was transferred to Satan in the pre-Christian century…”

    How does that square with Saint Lucifer a Bishop in the early Christian church living in the fourth century AD (I previously said second century. I was mistaken.)

    He was a man of G-d and surely wouldn’t have taken on the name of the Devil so somehow at least in his part of the world the name “Lucifer” didn’t have Satanic connotations back then.

  • Steve,

    you are seriously trying to compare Hilter w/ Castro and Che Guevara. Are you that blinded by the Commie hating right that you can’t see the difference between them?

    Put your conservative republican bullshit aside and please, explain to me how you can even make such a comparison. I’d have a much easier time comparing Castro/Guevara with Ben-Gurion and Moshe Dayan than I would comparing Hilter and Castro/Guevara.

    do you know anything factual about Cuban history, not what you read growing up in the fifties being brainwashed by Mccarthyism bullshit, but actual facts about what happened, why they revolted, etc. etc.

    Sure they did some horrible things, but so did everyone else in the name of their freedom, but comparing those things to what Hilter did is absolutely ludicrous and irresponsible. You fascist!

  • sorry, but what’s the point of being a white supremacist/separatist when you invite “mixed-race” kids to birthday parties? ze furher vould never have done ziss.

  • x, then you can place the mixed kids at a different table and feed them toasted waffles instead of b’day cake. Later you have them pull up some minstrel show. That’s hands-on teaching right there.

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