They tried to make me go to Gaza...

They tried to make me go to Gaza...

You have to wake up pretty darn early in the morning to pull one over on these Islamic extremist geniuses. Sure all the action in Gaza is taking place in the Middle East. Yeah of course the IDF is being directed by Israeli Generals and politicians. But the savvy Jihadist knows that the real power behind the throne, the one truly in charge of Israel and all global Jewish undertakings is none other than Jewish crooner Amy Winehouse. Along with her producer and Reboot alum Mark Ronson as well as a few other prominent English Jews, Amy is responsible for all the death and misery visited upon the people of Gaza. That’s right. It’s not Hamas lobbing rockets indiscriminately into Israel. It’s not Hamas’ use of densely populated civilian areas from which to launch said rockets. It’s not their obstinate refusal to even consider a peaceful coexistence with Israel. Nope. It’s all the fault of a tragically flawed but immensely talented English Jewess and her dastardly cabal of crypto-Zionists, are quenching their blood lust at the expense of the long suffering but peace loving Palestinian people.

It is no wonder then that at Ummah.com, a brave group of peace loving individuals is trying to compile a list of these English Jews so that they may face the righteous wrath of Allah:

The British [Daily Sun] quoted the Ummah site as saying, “Saladin1970” asks for help compiling “a list of those who support Israel.” … “Abuislam” asks: “Have we got a list of top Jews we can target? Can someone post names and addresses?” … Tony Blair’s Middle East envoy and tennis partner Lord Levy, TV’s The Apprentice boss Sir Alan Sugar and Princess Diana’s divorce lawyer Anthony Julius were also reportedly among those mentioned on the site.

Godspeed to you brave Soldiers of Islam!

Ok but now seriously. What the fuck? What a bunch of idiot ass clowns! Hey Saladin1970 and Abuislam! Are you two guys like… the biggest idiots ever?? God… war is hell!

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Founder and Publisher of Jewlicious, David Abitbol lives in Jerusalem with his wife, newborn daughter and toddler son. Blogging as "ck" he's been blocked on twitter by the right and the left, so he's doing something right.

7 Comments

  • Is it just me or does that picture make Amy look like Sarah Silverman?

    Anyway, wtf? From its WHOIS output, it looks like Ummah.com is in hosted in Washington state. Can anyone get in touch with the FBI?

  • You cant kill Amy Winehouse,she is the bastard child of Queen Akasha and Keith Richards.All she needs is some jack,a little coke and and a court date and she is unstopable.She will never die.Thank g-d she is the mistress of all jews.

  • That right wing neocon, warmongering, Israel-loving Paul McCartney gave a concert in Tel Aviv recently. Those sneaky Zionist entertainers!

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