War is hell, people. I should know-I once knew someone who was in it. (Or he did, anyway.)

As each day passes, more and more information comes out about the graphic events which took place in Gaza over the last week. You may have already seen some of the controversial pictures of the unprovoked damage Israel has imposed upon its neighbors. You will hear accusations from Israel’s supporters that these photos spread across Twitter were either doctored or falsified, that these images were not from recent days but from years past or even from other countries in the Middle East. Do not believe them.

Let me assure you: it takes a discerning eye to know the difference. Do not be freierim (suckers); knowledge is power. Please see the following photos for a real idea of the mass destruction and atrocities committed by the IDF before the recent cease-fire was reached. We must stand up for what we know is right. You will be stopped, Zionist pigs!

This attack was carried out by a stealth galactic space jet just moments ago. Where are the so-called “dropped flyers” warning the inhabitants to flee?

A helpless victim is dragged home after suffering abdominal wounds from successive punches in the solar-plexus. WILL THE ATROCITIES NEVER END???

Just minutes before this picture was taken, the IDF launched an unprovoked attack against the Gaza zoo. Israeli claims that Gazans used non-human shields are lies. (Do you know why he wishes he only had some courage? Because a soldier stole it and sold it on Yad2.)

The corpse of a nameless victim of Israeli shelling. Due to the graphic nature of its death, he was unable to be identified.

An Israeli soldier (right) delivers excessive force against a prisoner. His commander watches approvingly.

I am confident that more pictures will be revealed in the coming days. Will you believe the truth or run from it? I only implore you to keep this in mind: please, when you get your news….consider the source.

About the author


Since making aliyah in 2006, Benji Lovitt has spent roughly every waking moment doing one of the following: trying to make people laugh, eating chumus, or writing about chumus to make people laugh. In addition to working with tons of Jewy organizations to promote Israel, Benji has performed stand-up comedy about Israel for groups including Hillels, Birthright Israel, Jewish Federations, and of course, at Jewlicious Festival. His perspectives on aliyah and life in Israel have been featured on Israeli television and radio and in publications such as the Jerusalem Post, Haaretz, and the Jewish Daily Forward. It is said that every time he calls CK "Mr. Jewlicious", a tree is planted in the Jewish National Fund forest. For a hilarious comedy show, contact him at [email protected].


  • Oy wey, seems my people are finally using unearthly space capable technology. So the rumors that aliens crashlanded last week in the backyard of my cousin Isaac’s family are true, Israel is finally about to become sooner than later an intergalactic superpower with its own death star space station, thai-fighters, at-st’s and storm troopers with laser guns. Mazal to I’m uberproud with all my family members including uncle moishe and aunt abichail!

  • Muffti can’t find his dictionary right now but he thinks this may well qualify under the normal definition of ‘bad taste’.

  • Not as much in “bad taste” as publishing a horrid photo of a dead child who wasn’t killed in this fight and claiming that the child was a victim of this fight. Or in the same “bad taste” as blaming on Israel the death of another child who was hurt because of an errant Palestinian bullet. Satire, Muffti, satire.

  • Aw c’mon grandmuffti – when did you become such a sourpuss? I think any post that includes Hulk Hogan gets an automatic pass on the taste-o-meter®