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Yalla Ya Osama: Porn? Really?

14 years ago
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From the folks that brought you Yalla Ya Nasrallah we now have the Osama version, in Hebrew with English subtitles for those of you who don’t understand Hebrew so well:

I know that some have taken umbrage with the celebrations surrounding Osama bin Laden’s death. I know that I for one did not go out in public, wave a flag and holler with glee upon hearing the news. Some have asked how could people celebrate this death while reacting with disgust as Arabs celebrated in the streets upon hearing of the violent deaths of their enemies? I guess the difference here is that the joy expressed by the Arabs in question (certainly not all Arabs) occurred after the deaths of innocent civilians, from the victims of 9/11 to the members of the Fogel family. Osama on the other hand. well ’nuff said.

Speaking of which, turns out while Osama was holed up in his compound, he was doing a little more than thinking about how to beat America and the enemies of Islam. Turns out that along with troves of documents and data, the commando team that took out bin Laden also carted away his porn collection. It’s unknown whether he had videos from sites like maturesexmovies xxx in his collection, but all signs suggest that the videos were of that nature. Reuters described his stash as one that “consists of modern, electronically recorded video and is fairly extensive.” Spencer Ackerman over at the Danger Room said it best:

If this is a CIA information operation — and how could it not be? — it’s the greatest one of all time. In public, bin Laden is the pious, self-proclaimed vanguard of a violent Islamic uprising. Alone in his compound, he’s beating it like it owes him cash.

OK I am chuckling, but not in a giddy, bloodthirsty way.

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7 Comments

  • I’m not a complete expert in Pr0n, but I guess it’s more of the classic San Fernando Valley Pr0n flick variety. If they have Bazis, Hijras or whatever oriential Kink right at the next street corner, why bother with it.
    Also, it is only just for a true Jihadist to study the mindset of the infidel and part of it surely involves listening to western music, collecting porn, investing on FTSE and NASDAQ, like stuff on Facebook and to speak up against global warming. It’s OK because it’s about learning the infidel wicked ways.
    And don’t forget that the Al Qaeda sleeper Assem Hammoud, who planned to blow up the NYC railways was a dedicated playboy – partying all night and plotting all day. Some ways of Islam surely gives you the flexibility to serve your faith with whatever lifestyle you choose and still the Saud petrodollars flow as long as you keep a low profile and present your infallible Powerpoint terror plan in time.

  • I say they should release the files! The world needs to know what kind of pr0n bin Laden was into. I’m guessing there might be a little bit of boy play, Bacha Bazi stuff in there. Yup. The Taliban love that pedophilia. I’m betting holy warrior Osama did too.