During a 90 minute playdate, the Monkeys and I had to run into the local Nachlaot bomb shelter 3 times! The difference today is that it was Shushan Purim – same as Purim but celebrated a day...
Pew Pew, Bitches: The Iron Beam Just Went Live!
Remember that “truce” we’ve been living with since November 2024? Yeah, Hezbollah apparently forgot to set their alarm clocks—or maybe they just couldn’t help themselves. Early this...
Khamenei Is Confirmed Dead. Cenk Uygur Called It Courage. He’s Wrong.
Ayatollah Ali Khamenei is dead. Iranian state media confirmed it. Forty days of mourning have been declared by the Islamic Republic. People are setting off fireworks in Tehran, not in mourning but in...
Israel and the US Strike Iran: Notes From Jerusalem
Um… Shabbat Shalom, I guess? Or, since it’s after havdalah now and I can finally sit down and actually write this, Shavua tov. Good week. Let’s hope. I woke up this morning to...
Neil Sedaka Dead at 86: A Proud Zionist, Brighton Beach Boy, and Pop Immortal
Here’s the thing about growing up Jewish in mid-century Brooklyn: if you were talented enough, the whole neighborhood had plans for you. You were going to be a doctor, or a lawyer, or, if you...
Holy Cow! Israel Just Made Milk Without the Moo – And It’s Actually Good
So here’s something that sounds like it came straight out of a sci-fi novel written by a food-obsessed rabbi: Israel just pulled off what might be the most Jewish innovation since sliced...
When You Say “Ezra” We Say “Kike!” – Ezra Klein Gets Spanked at Sarah Lawrence
Discover the irony at Sarah Lawrence College: Liberal pundit Ezra Klein, a staunch critic of Israel's policies and supporter of Palestinian rights, gets shouted down by protesters—not for his views...
Odessa A’zion and the Woke Mob: Casting Outrage Over a Mexican Jewess
Oh, the internet never fails to deliver its daily dose of manufactured drama. This time, it’s actress Odessa A’zion who’s decided to bail on her role in the upcoming A24 film...
Hawk Tuah Girl Haliey Welch is Not Jewish. Probably.
Haliey Welch, also known as the “Hawk Tuah Girl” received a tremendous amount of notoriety thanks to a recent appearance on Tim and Dee TV’s Instagram page: View this post on...
Jews Blessed by their High Priests
This what it looks like when nearly 100,000 Jews gather by the Western Wall in Jerusalem in order to get blessed by descendants of their high priests. This prayer, which is translated and...