Even the minority of non-American respondents who did not liken hearing American-accented Hebrew to having one’s toenails pulled out with pliers nevertheless rated the experience as negative...
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Twitter Monitoring Temperature Of Hell For Sign When To Ban Hamas Account
A spokesman sought to reassure concerned users that the Hell-temperature-monitoring mechanism would not fall prey to unscrupulous manipulations. San Francisco, December 19 – New safety rules in...
How Many Bullets Can The Posts Of This Crib Hold?
By Al Nusra, expectant father Hi, good morning. Sorry to bother you with so many basic questions about baby furniture and supplies – my wife and I are new at this. Hey, thanks. Two months to go...
Would It Be OK If I Used Aid Money To Line My Pockets Instead Of Paying Murderers?
By Mahmoud Abbas Western governments appear to be cracking down on how we Palestinians use the funds they provide for us to run our little fiefdom, including an unprecedented insistence that we not...
Military Court Convicts David Of Murder For Killing Disarmed, Wounded Goliath
Advocates for David called the move excessive, and criticized Israelite media for making the family of the slain Goliath into the victims of the incident. Elah Valley, January 12 – A panel of...
Germany To Restrict Movement Of Undocumented Trucks
“This society cannot allow its safety to be undermined by the actions of such vehicles.” Berlin, December 21 – Following the murder of 12 people and the injury of dozens more when a...
No One Clamoring For Removal Of ISIS’s Google Plus Pages
To do so would require that users encounter those pages, which in turn requires that such users exist. Mountain View, CA, August 31 – Executives at Google have noted that whereas controversy...
Hamas Accidentally Digs Wrong Way, Floods Tunnels With Seawater
Fighters, workers, and child laborers scurried out of the passages via shafts in homes, mosques, schools, and public health facilities. Khan Younis Refugee Camp, July 27 – Hundreds of Hamas...