So the pig who killed Yitzhak Rabin, Yigal Amir, has been seeking to fornic, er, have more “physical contact” with his (apparently loonie, I would think) fiance, a woman with the improbable name of Larissa Trimbobler.
Trimbobler and the unrepentant murderer of an Israeli hero claim to already be married because some messenger delivered something or other to his cell. Some rabbis from the Rabbinical court in Jerusalem are going to sit in a room and decide whether this makes for a valid marriage under Jewish law. I say that if they sanctify this marriage and call it proper, all married Jews should divorce so as not to allow the ruin of the sacred institution of marriage.
In any case, the concupiscent [here, ck: www.dictionary.com] Amir, who as noted above would like nothing more than to schtupp the Mouse Trimbobler, has been given what Rabin did not get: due process. An actual judge, paid a state salary, had to hear government-paid counsel argue for and against the schtupping. He, the judge, decided against, in large part because Amir is unrepentant.
In other words, if you don’t feel bad enough, you don’t get to boff dame Trimbobler. That’s right, apparently the issue is no longer that a murderer should not be allowed to have his gonads goosed, or to produce offspring, or to feel the loving touch of a spouse against their flesh – precisely what he denied to Leah and Yitzhak Rabin. Nope, the ruling is about his lack of remorse, not his lack of humanity.
Now just in case you think I was kidding about Amir’s state of need, you should know that he has attempted to go beyond what the prison allows its prisoners, the hugging and holding of their guest. That’s correct, he has attempted to have public, uh, proximity to his (completely off her rocker, in my humble opinion) beloved.
Meanwhile, as Amir was forlornly deserted with his meaningless erectio, er, desire for the Trimbobler babe, other Israelis have apparently been living it up.
Yup, Ynet reports that even as Amir lives ascetically in his little cell, missing the warmth of the potential spousal unit, Trimbobler, a significant chunk of the Israeli populace has been eating and smoking their way to heart disease, stroke, obesity, diabetes and, really crappy lungs. It turns out that about 1 million Israelis smoke and another 2 million don’t exercise. Ever.
I think I support “transfer” of these people to Jordan. Israel would be much better off if its smokers and over-indulgent people were sent away. I wonder if Jordan is finally ready to accept some Jews?
While we’re at it, can we”transfer” that snake Amir with them? Trimbobler, of course, would not be allowed to go.