I believe I wrote something like this before the Gaza disengagement. Well, here is round two and it wasn’t initiated by any disengagement, merely fear caused by a rumor.
Anyway, things learned:
1. Wear cool garb to the stone throwing. Attempt to make it fulfill a theme, like, say, blue and white to represent the Israeli flag.
2. Throw stones and eggs at Israeli soldiers. Consider it a justifiable action – always play the victim.
3. Call Israeli soldiers “nazis.”
4. Wear a ski-mask at all times and learn to live with the itchiness. It is best to shave the day prior to the stone-throwing and name-calling.
Where’s that woman who keeps telling us that the christ-killer t-shirts are besmirching the memory of our ancestors. I would say these little events are besmirching the memory of those Jews who lived in Hebron for millenia, and especially the group that suffered the massacre by the Arabs in 1929 causing 69 to die and for the community to flee.