Israelis Sticking it to Canadians

If you recall, dear reader, Canadians are busy recalling passports of those who were born in Jerusalem in order to remove the offending word, “Israel.”

Now we learn that Israelis are joining forces with other nations to protest the annual Canadian seal hunt, where Canadians mercilessly and in cold blood murder those poor itty bitty sweet little seals with doe-like eyes that make you want to hug them.

Coincidence? I think not.

In two of those three years, sealers may kill as many as 350,000 harp seals.

The current quota marks a significant increase from the annual slaughter of 275,000 seals before the plan came into effect.

The seals are killed for their pelts, their penises (which are used to make aphrodisiacs in Asian markets), oil (which Canada promotes as a health supplement), and meat.

According to the U.S. Humane Society , the Canadian government and fishing industry claim that seals in the North Atlantic must be culled because they eat too many Cod Fish.

However, two of the government’s own scientists reported that the true cause of the depletion of cod in the North Atlantic was over-fishing.

Those evil Canadians are slaughtering those poor animals for their penises?!?!