The recent suggestions that Jewlicious writers are living off trust fund kids gave Muffti an idea: wouldn’t it be great if we actually HAD trust funds? Oh the things we’d do! Such things...
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First Rami Wins a Zionism Contest, Now Mohammad Babulfath Wins at the Maccabiah Games
Before we start, you should know that Jewlicious is probably not awarding this guy a laptop. A tough, young man went the distance and won the Greco-Roman wrestling event at the Maccabiah games. The...
Interfaith Study Yields Interesting Results
Muffti saw the following on Haaretz’s website. Apparently, children of interfaith marriages seem to largely identify with Judaism. The results seem sort of ambiguous to Muffti, though...
Bombs Bring Out the Most Surprising Sentiments in the Most Unlikely People
Targeting civilians in their transport means and lives is denounced and rejected. Sensible words, right? Now guess who said them. If you didn’t guess Moussa Abu Marzouk, deputy chief of Hamas...
Crisis and Moshiach
Muffti has a theological question that you people seem eminently qualified to answer. Let him begin with an analogy. Terminator 3 has roughly the following conflict set up: A terminator named T-800...
So Much Worse than Spitting
Don’t worry kids, ck is here…uh…is that a plane? Five men were arrested and released by Jerusalem Police and the Shin Bet for planning to fire a rocket at the temple mount. The plan...
Jew Wins Bible Quiz!
This story wouldn’t be all that noteworthy but for our last report on a contest where a 12 year old arab Rami Watid annihilated the competition in a quiz contest about Israel. Well, watch out...
Tznius Slowly Becomes Law
Muffti guesses the enforcement/legislative side of tznius in America began when the FCC reacted to Janet Jackson’s famous ‘wardrobe malfunction’. It has since gone on. The latest...