Muffti commands: Go read this. Then (re-)read this by our own CK. Compare the content. Then notice the dates. We (I mean, CK) are so smart! We are so smart! S-M-R-T, I mean, S-M-A-R-T!
Author - grandmuffti
Non-Shomeret Jewish Woman Pulls off an Amazing Feat!
Muffti has uncovered an amazing story. Apparently, a young Jewish woman who admits to “…never having been shomeret, and I was certainly no virgin when I married” still manages to...
(Hackneyed) Line of the Day
Muffti is sure that you all have heard that psycho lunatic Libyan Leader Gadhafi called both Israelis and Palestinians “idiots”: I cannot recognize either the Palestinian state or the...
You’d Think They’d Have Better Things to do Than Ban Words…
Two bills are making their way through the knesset that would effectively outlaw use of the word ‘Nazi’ in common discourse. The bill alos bans, according to The Jerusalem Post: Nazi...
Wiley Neo Nazis Use Lake To Advertise
Since it is banned in Germany, advertising the swatstika is a challenge for young Neo Nazis. As such, Muffti is begrudgingly impressed with the effort it must have taken some young punks to scrape an...
The Burning Question: Which Terrorists Eat Best?
The Answer: Islamic Salvation Army. The Muffti sometimes has wondered what terrorists eat when they are done for the day, and the (intact) boys are ravenously hungry. Phil Rees, author of Dining with...
Disengagement Hurts Gay Pride
Kenny, who has a low opinion of Muffti’s plagiarism reporting, sent him a story saying: This is the kind of story you would rewrite in your own words and post on jewlicious with a different pic...
A Legend Encourages Military Disobedience
Muffti noticed today that calling things that aren’t anything like the holocaust a ‘holocaust’ may be just as bad as casually accusing someone of playing the ‘holocaust...


