The Muffti is pleased to have the opportunity to teach stubborn know-it-all CK something. After confessing to not knowing what ‘sheygetz’ [sic] means, I thought maybe he could use some...
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Drunken Jews!
The Muffti extends a Shana Tova to all! Hopefully everyone enjoyed mirth and merriment during the less-judgemental, secular version of Rosh Hashana. Those of you that did were likely to have imbibed...
Does it Matter Who Wrote the Bible?
The Muffti has a question. Kenny recently turned Muffti’s attention towards a book called Who Wrote the Bible by Richard Elliott Friedman. Let the Muffti give credit where credit is due:...
Hollywood, Secular Jews and … Anal Sex?
Now that the Muffti has your attention, indulge me in a quote from MSNBC’s Scarborough Country, December 8th: WILLIAM DONAHUE, PRESIDENT, CATHOLIC LEAGUE: I spoke to Mel a couple of weeks ago...
Proofs About God
The Muffti was intrigued by a question of TM’s the other day asking about whether or not we could prove or disprove God’s existence. While many (i.e. such luminaries as Kierkegaard and...
I Wonder If These Guys Also Voted on the Basis of Values
The Muffti is a man of much love, not hate, and thus regrets passing on the following story. The land of the free generated over 7,400 hate crimes last year, ranging from intimidation to arson to...
CK and Laya: Kidnapped by the Grandmuffti
...but released without ransom for the sake of his liver.
Is Evolution Jewlicious?
Grandmuffti is often amused in America over how, well, ridiculous things can be here. When I first arrived, I noticed the war of the fish: Jesus vs. Darwin, dueling it out on trunks of cars...