“I predict many fewer such sponsorships, and an overhaul of the way Marketing approaches its mission.” Shittim, Plains of Moab, July 10 – A prominent player in the financial sector...
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Serpent Annoyed He Has To Tempt Eve With Something Stupid Like Fruit
“Ooh, fruit, big deal,” muttered Samael with a roll of his slit-eyes. Garden of Eden, May 29 – The creature tasked with testing humanity’s adherence to direct divine...
Anti-Israel Bible Skeptics Suddenly Willing To Believe Account Of Canaanite ‘Genocide’
Acceptance of the bloodthirsty-conqueror-and-occupier descriptions applies in those academic and political circles only to the historical periods of Joshua and modern Zionism. Nablus, November 1...
Jeremiah, Tell Them I’d Rather They Follow Me Into The Wilderness IRL, Not Twitter
By the LORD Jeremiah, go forth and call out to the ears of Jerusalem, saying, “Thus saith the LORD: I remember for you the lovingkindness of thy youth, the love of thy newlywed days, when thou...
Atty Friedman Apologizes, YU Surprises, Bible Couple Prizes, Team Beersheva Tantalizes and More
If I read newspapers from left to right, I would have learned about Binyamin Netanyahu’s visit to Washington DC or POTUS Donald J. Trump’s first news conference and what some news outlets...
Moses Switches To Quill, Parchment After WordPress Scores ‘Readability’ Low
“I write in Biblical Hebrew, which doesn’t even use vowel markings, let alone periods or commas,” he explained. Mount Horeb, January 4 – The Israelite lawgiver known as Moses...
UN Demands Israelites Supply Anti-Arrow Defenses To Philistines
“These Israelites claim to represent the ideals of the Living God, but I don’t see them doing the ethically proper thing and giving us the tools to repel their counteroffensives,”...
Report: Biblical Deluge Caused By Zionists Opening Dams
Among other evidence, Dr. Tzidibba pointed to the notion of collective punishment that informs both stories, and the fraught relationship the survivors tended to have with alcoholic beverages. Mt...