“Next you’re going to tell me a school has a function other than storing weapons to use against Jews.” Tehran, November 22 – Technical specialists in Iran’s capital sent...
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Facts That Support Israel’s Version Of Events Should Not Be Dismissed As ‘Israel Claims,’ Israel...
Palestinian observers who Israel claims were not present at the meeting characterized it as yet another example of Israeli perfidy. Tel Aviv, November 19 – Media reportage that presents the...
Hezbollah Stockpiling Advanced Thoughts And Prayers To Use Against Israel
“Thoughts and prayers are the most common countermeasures to bullets, explosives, or automotive impact.” Beirut, November 9 – Observers of Middle East arms movements have noticed an...
Even the “Mossad” Can’t Help Harvey Weinstein
Last Friday, Ronan Farrow appeared on The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. There, he told Colbert that he was working on a followup to his New Yorker article that revealed allegations that Hollywood...
Anti-Israel Bible Skeptics Suddenly Willing To Believe Account Of Canaanite ‘Genocide’
Acceptance of the bloodthirsty-conqueror-and-occupier descriptions applies in those academic and political circles only to the historical periods of Joshua and modern Zionism. Nablus, November 1...
Area Stray Can’t Grasp Why Humans Keep Banishing It From Warm, Food-Filled House
The situation is made all the more puzzling to the cat in light of her impending third litter of kittens. Jerusalem, October 28 – A street-dwelling feline that found shelter and food scraps in...
UN Weighs Sanctions On God For ‘Disproportionate Force’ With Flood
Observers are withholding judgment on the prospects for the resolution’s passage. New York, October 18 – Delegates to the United Nations Security Council will convene this week in an...
Review: Sarah Silverman Loves America
Sarah Silverman has a new show on Hulu called I Love You America. It’s a half hour weekly series produced by Funny or Die – you know, the funny video people. It’s kind of like a...