“I write in Biblical Hebrew, which doesn’t even use vowel markings, let alone periods or commas,” he explained. Mount Horeb, January 4 – The Israelite lawgiver known as Moses...
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Your College Application Is Missing The Essay On How You Will Badly Disguise Your Antisemitism As Anti-Zionism
The committee just wants to see you know how to organize your thoughts and express them in a coherent fashion. By Audrey McAuliffe, High School Guidance Counselor Alex, I see you’ve filled out...
Make Moroccan Sfinj Donuts for Hanukkah. Or any time!
This Hanukkah, free yourself from the oppressive sufganiya/latke dichotomy and try a Moroccan Sfinj instead! Vegan friendly, easy to make and absolutely delicious! For the record, “Sfinj”...
Germany To Restrict Movement Of Undocumented Trucks
“This society cannot allow its safety to be undermined by the actions of such vehicles.” Berlin, December 21 – Following the murder of 12 people and the injury of dozens more when a...
Burger King Donut Burger: This Week in Donut News
As Hanukkah rapidly approaches, the nation both consumes donuts and is consumed by donut madness. How else does one explain the SufganiKing donut burger from the Israeli Burger King? Ynet reports...
Pharaoh Rejects Call To Adopt IHRA Definition Of Antisemitism
Egyptian nationalists and the alt-right voiced satisfaction with the royal decision. Memphis, December 14 – The ruler of the Egyptian Empire today dismissed calls for his government to accept a...
Dinner Table Hardliner Declares ‘Death To Broccoli’
She contends cream corn was displaced by the broccoli and is the rightful occupant of the left side of the plate. Givatayim, December 8 – Harari family members remained divided today over how...
Israeli Dog Sledder? Make it happen!
I met Erik Claster at the Beer Bazaar in Jerusalem’s Mahane Yehuda Market. It was just past 11 am and he was already drinking a big mug of beer and chewing on some beef jerky. Apparently, this...