That’s the buzz. Folks wishing you “Happy Holidays!” are not actually expressing their hope that your festive season will be joyous. What they are in fact doing is undermining...
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Imagine People in New Zealand Smoking Jew Cigarettes?
That’s what uppity shiksa (a native of New Zealand) said to me in response to news that Tobacco Giant Philip Morris was selling Maori Mix brand cigarettes in Israel. It’s a shame they...
Andrew Krucoff Bar Mitzvah Invite
This Thursday, Andrew Krucoff will finally be a man! It was inevitable! As soon as we found out that Gawker Mascot Andrew Krucoff, sheigetz that he is, never had a Bar Mitzvah, well… we had to...
Jewcy Chaukah Party Giveaway Winner is …
Some dude called Brandon Perkins for this gem: Chocolate gelt sack A new pair of crew-cut socks Worst Hanukkah ever Why does chocolate gelt always come in those damn sacks? I have no idea Brandon...
Matisyahu Rocks Kikar Tzion, Jerusalem
Aint no party like a Kikar party cuz a Kikar party don’t stop So there we were, Rebecca, Laya and I, waiting for Michael, Mayer and Gawker mascot Andrew Krucoff. Kikar Tzion (Zion Square) was...
Shabat Shalom from friggin Machaneh Yehudah market, Jerusalem
Shabat Shalom all y’all! The Machane Yehudah market is both the best and the worst place to be on a Friday afternoon before Shabat. Best because it’s Jerusalem’s top source for the...
Gawker Boy and the Seminary Gals at Ein Gedi
In a bid to expand his Jewish education, we decided to take Andrew Krucoff, newly minted Aish Hatorah Yeshiva boy and Gawker mascot on a field trip. Of course Torah study is important, but it’s...
Germany Sells 2 more Subs to Israel
Iran please take note Iran today called for tenders to build two more 1000 megawatt nuclear facilities. It also stated that it would proceed with the processing of highly enriched Uranium –...