Frequent commentor Ofri suggested that EV (of Jewschool) looks like Geoffrey Rush. When Muffti heard this, he naturally asked ‘who the f*&k is Geoffrey Rush?’ Anyhow, Muffti presents...
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Everything Jewish and Delicious
Jew, Not a Jew
Hi, everyone, and welcome back to the all-Producers edition of everyone’s favorite* game show, “Jew, Not a Jew.” Not even competing is Mel Brooks, where the answer is so completely...
Krucoff Bar Mitzvah Pics
Today He is a Man! This morning we celebrated Andrew Krucoff’s Bar Mitzvah, 11 years late mind you, but hey, better late than never! And no briss was required either, so that was good too...
Random Tel Aviv story that is like, a really really deep and profound parable about Jewish Life in the 21st century
Me to Makolet Guy: Excuse me, is this soup Parve? I can’t tell by the hekscher. Makolet Guy to Random Chassid: Ayzeh yofie! She asks if it’s parve! Can you believe? What a good Jewish...
War on X-Mas
That’s the buzz. Folks wishing you “Happy Holidays!” are not actually expressing their hope that your festive season will be joyous. What they are in fact doing is undermining...
So this kike walks into a bar…
A few months ago I bought a bed from a guy who was leaving Israel. He had been here for a year and in that time was swindled, sued, raped, tortured, murdered, molested, and killed. Ok, well, it...
Been Caught Shticking/You can Lead Jews to Perry Farrell, But You Can’t Make Them Cheer…
You’ve waited long enough…here it is, the “he said, she said” recap of Sunday night’s Jewcy event that benefited Natan. The “he” is Muffti, and the...
Andrew Krucoff Bar Mitzvah Invite
This Thursday, Andrew Krucoff will finally be a man! It was inevitable! As soon as we found out that Gawker Mascot Andrew Krucoff, sheigetz that he is, never had a Bar Mitzvah, well… we had to...


