What a shocker. Not. The word from returning delegates was that the Cleveland GA was pretty unimpressive. Most of the complaints centered around the remote location of the convention and the scarcity...
Cold Weather Ends Israeli Locust Plague
A sudden unseasonable cold snap has pretty much finished off the plague of locusts that hit parts of Israel this past Friday. Eastern Australians, hit by a similar infestation, have taken to eating...
Jerusalem Post sold for $13.2 million
Hollinger International Inc. today announced that it will sell The Jerusalem Post to a group made up of Israeli media company Mirkaei Tikshoret Group Ltd. and CanWest Global Communications Corp., the...
Blame the Jews!
Nasser al-Kidwa, Yasser Arafat’s nephew, has his uncle’s medical records. He has yet to actually read the 558-page file but he has already determined that Israel is to blame for...
I Wonder If These Guys Also Voted on the Basis of Values
The Muffti is a man of much love, not hate, and thus regrets passing on the following story. The land of the free generated over 7,400 hate crimes last year, ranging from intimidation to arson to...
Suha’s As The World Turns
Yup… Nasser Al-Kidwa has been as clever at foiling Suha’s remuneration plans as he has been at screwing Israel at the U.N. Come to think of it, I guess both Suha and Israel were also...
Shivers up my spine
So I am half Sephardic. I am also half Ashkenaz. That half grew up with virtually no family because they were exterminated in the Holocaust. As a result, it’s not a part of my background with...
CK and Laya: Kidnapped by the Grandmuffti
...but released without ransom for the sake of his liver.
Brakha is AMAZING
Our absentee landlord is off getting drunk again. In the meantime, I have finally had the opportunity to try his mom, Bracha’s, Salade Cuite. Yup, earlier today, your intrepid author poured...
Pretty soon, Sharon won’t be the only weasel in Yisrael
Are you living in Israel? Do you like taking folks around to tourist sites showing off your Hebrew, with that perfect Resh that you practiced alone in the car for 7 months before you finally made...