“He better not blow this.” Jerusalem, January 30 – Women legislators from across the political spectrum voiced their frustration with a colleague whose antics they contend shames...
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Israel Postal Service Looks To Syrian Barrel Bombs For New Ways To Deliver Mail Badly
The project could have launched earlier, explained an Authority official, but for two important factors: reluctance on the part of security and defense officials to allocate the necessary equipment...
Mossad’s ‘Operation: Get Them To Eat Detergent’ Declared A Success
Officials declined to elaborate on the mechanism by which American youth have been made to think ingesting poisonous soap is an acceptable pastime. Tel Aviv, January 16 – Section heads at...
Motorcycle Jackets, Jerusalem and the Jews
If you’ve been out and about in Jerusalem lately, or any major metropolis really, you may have noticed a proliferation of women wearing old-school Motorcycle jackets. What’s going on? Is...
We Need Another War With Israel As Cover For Killing Rivals
By Yahya Sinwar, Hamas Leader It’s been more than three years since we last provoked a war that killed thousands and left tens of thousands more homeless. One can debate the merits or timing of...
God Amused At Your Optimism That 2018 Will Be Better Than 2017
The situation isn’t going to improve just because people are resetting their calendars. Eden, January 2 – Heavenly sources reported this evening that the Creator and Ruler of the Universe...
Spotted at the Jerusalem Shuk: Jerry Seinfeld!
Last Saturday night, Jerry Seinfeld performed two back-to-back shows in Tel Aviv. After an hour of jokes, he ended his last set by declaring “Thank you, we love Israel, we stand with you!” Standing...
FREE IMPRISONED JEW!
CALL TO ACTION – a tzadik who is a Baal tzedaka, is languishing in jail with an unprecedented sentence of over 150 years! He is the true definition of a Pidyon Shvuyim (a prisoner to a non...