Egyptian nationalists and the alt-right voiced satisfaction with the royal decision. Memphis, December 14 – The ruler of the Egyptian Empire today dismissed calls for his government to accept a...
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Dinner Table Hardliner Declares ‘Death To Broccoli’
She contends cream corn was displaced by the broccoli and is the rightful occupant of the left side of the plate. Givatayim, December 8 – Harari family members remained divided today over how...
Committee Delays Vote On Law Declaring Delay Of Vote A Dick Move
Whoever votes in favor of such a delay will carry an air of dickishness for the duration of the legislative session. Jerusalem, November 30 – The Knesset Legislative Committee voted unanimously...
Couple Boinking Inside IDF Tank Say Serving Together In It Would...
“If we end up spending hours, even days at a time in this thing? Goodbye romance, I can tell you that.” Latrun, November 23 – Two IDF soldiers getting busy inside a Mark-II Merkava...
Holy Land Completely Unaware It Supposed To Be Muslim
If the behavior of the land were any indication of its awareness, one might come to the erroneous conclusion that it favors non-Muslim rule. Jerusalem, November 17 – The strip of land nestled...
Elitism Isn’t Working, So We’re Going To Keep Trying...
It’s in our political DNA, after all. By Isaac Herzog, Labor Party Chairman Last year and this year brought more than their share of electoral surprises. In each case, the left-leaning media...