“We may have no choice but to take our protests to the next level, whether it involves stoning blasphemers and adulterers or having women subjected to honor killings.” Washington, March...
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Study: Vaccines Implicated In Not Dying From Horrible, Preventable Diseases
Because of the widespread use of vaccines, most children will never know what it’s like to die from diphtheria. Jerusalem, March 15 – Researchers at Hadassah University Hospital have...
Fashionistas Bash Female MKs International Women’s Day Attire As ‘Frumpy’
“Pantsuits as far as the eye could see.” Jerusalem, March 8 – Close followers of sartorial fashion trends has harsh words for female lawmakers today, criticizing them for...
Police Summoned To Break Up Fight In Mikveh: Nidda K’negged Nidda
A Mikveh attendant who gave her name as Riva Rivenu told reporters that confusion over who had made an appointment for a 7:45 immersion led to the fracas. Brooklyn, February 22 – Officers from...
We Zombies Have Nothing On The Two-State Solution
By Urgh We doff our rotting caps to it. People make a big fuss over zombies rising from the grave and menacing the living, but at least you can kill a zombie again with the right equipment. Our...
Man Surprised ‘Jewish Values’ Not A Term For Low, Low Prices
“Every Jew I know, I guess mostly through work, is kind of an ace in finance,” he explained in a telephone interview. Bronxville, NY, February 8 – A local resident with little...