The article author declined to speculate on how long it might take Abitbol to notice. Jerusalem, July 5 – The man who established and runs the eclectic Jewish culture website Jewlicious became...
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How Dare You Call My Bigotry Of Low Expectations ‘Soft’
By SJW McWoke If mathematics were not such patriarchal system, I would feel comfortable about counting the number of times we progressives have been accused of “soft” bigotry by not...
BDS Slams Palestinian Entrepreneurs For Doing Business In Occupied Territory
“Conducting business in occupied areas legitimizes and cements occupation.” Geneva, June 21 – Demonstrators protested today outside the United Nations Human Rights Council, calling...
Tel Aviv Man Couldn’t Tell Pride Parade Any Different From Normal Day
Signs that made retroactive sense included disruptions of traffic, which Pitsek said he had not noticed because Tel Aviv is already a traffic nightmare. Tel Aviv, June 14 – A resident of...
4 Million Injured In Hand-Wringing Over 50 Years Since 6-Day War
Medical facilities in New York, Berkeley, London, Paris, and other strongholds of anti-Israel feeling in the West have experienced an marked increase in outpatient demand. New York, June 8 –...
Westboro Baptist Church Starts Picketing Self; ‘Bunch of Hateful Fags’
“If the influence of those forces is as invidious as Westboro claims, then perforce Westboro is not immune to them.” Topeka, June 2 – In keeping with its tradition of seeing the...
Hamas Drafts Tunnel-Digging Kids To Run On Hamster Wheels For Electricity
Fuel shortages for Gaza’s power plant, the result of Palestinian infighting, mean only two or three hours of electricity are available for the territory’s residents each day. Gaza City...
Trump To Assure Netanyahu Of His Penis Size
The president will thus seek to establish dominance in the interaction via the move, signaling his greater masculinity. Washington, May 17 – Aides to US President Donald Trump informed...