“If we aim high enough, we can reach the once-inconceivable levels of sophistication and advancement associated with the fourteen-hundreds in Europe.” Cairo, May 10 –...
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Household God Doesn’t Know What The Hell To Do With Stupid Rice Offerings
“The first few dozen times I thought it was a sweet gesture,” he recalled. “But it got old in a hurry.” Phuket, Thailand, May 3 – A deity associated with the domicile of...
Would It Be OK If I Used Aid Money To Line My Pockets Instead Of Paying Murderers?
By Mahmoud Abbas Western governments appear to be cracking down on how we Palestinians use the funds they provide for us to run our little fiefdom, including an unprecedented insistence that we not...
Outrage As Bibi Blames ‘Aging’ For Dwindling Number Of Holocaust Survivors
“Holocaust survivors are a national resource for us as politicians seeking to score moral or rhetorical points, and it’s downright irresponsible to allow them to die like that.” Tel...
ActivistsTo Undergo FGM To Show Feminism Vs. Trump
“We may have no choice but to take our protests to the next level, whether it involves stoning blasphemers and adulterers or having women subjected to honor killings.” Washington, March...
Study: Vaccines Implicated In Not Dying From Horrible, Preventable Diseases
Because of the widespread use of vaccines, most children will never know what it’s like to die from diphtheria. Jerusalem, March 15 – Researchers at Hadassah University Hospital have...
Fashionistas Bash Female MKs International Women’s Day Attire As ‘Frumpy’
“Pantsuits as far as the eye could see.” Jerusalem, March 8 – Close followers of sartorial fashion trends has harsh words for female lawmakers today, criticizing them for...
Police Summoned To Break Up Fight In Mikveh: Nidda K’negged Nidda
A Mikveh attendant who gave her name as Riva Rivenu told reporters that confusion over who had made an appointment for a 7:45 immersion led to the fracas. Brooklyn, February 22 – Officers from...