“It’s a harmless little obsession that only occasionally drives us to the brink of bankruptcy, causes us to miss family events, and damages his relationship with other people.”...
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Mossad Agents Monitoring Your Device Can’t Believe You Missed ANOTHER Obvious Solitaire Move
Agent One reminded his associates that your lapses of intelligence are not confined to the realm of online gaming. Tel Aviv, August 23 – The Israeli intelligence operatives keeping track of...
Regulator Raises Minimum Number Of Unmanned Supermarket Checkout Lanes
Retail groups pushed heavily for the change, preferring to have the option of blaming restrictions imposed from the outside for unpleasant conditions in their stores. Tel Aviv, August 17 – For...
Committee On Status Of Women Appoints Chief Mansplainer
“We trust him to distill and explain things that our female brains, addled by hormones, are ill-equipped to handle.” Jerusalem, August 9 – The Israeli legislature’s Committee...
How Many Bullets Can The Posts Of This Crib Hold?
By Al Nusra, expectant father Hi, good morning. Sorry to bother you with so many basic questions about baby furniture and supplies – my wife and I are new at this. Hey, thanks. Two months to go...
Woman Denied Job As Health Clinic Receptionist Over Lack Of Press-On Nails
During the interview, alleged Rahamim, the supervisor of the unit kept looking at the candidate’s hands in a way that suggested something was amiss. Jerusalem, July 26 – A candidate for a...
Neighbors Accuse Israel Of Pinkwashing, Greenwashing, Democracywashing, Techwashing, Humanitarianwashing...
It’s the Jews pursuing success and prosperity only to make Palestinians, and Arabs in general, look like backward barbarians by comparison. Damascus, July 19 – Just a few dozen kilometers...
Soros Accidentally Funds Group That Doesn’t Oppose Israel’s Existence
“The sense of nausea and dread is overwhelming,” confessed a staffer who asked not to be identified. Budapest, July 12 – Aides to philanthropist and political activist George Soros...