Last Saturday night, Jerry Seinfeld performed two back-to-back shows in Tel Aviv. After an hour of jokes, he ended his last set by declaring “Thank you, we love Israel, we stand with you!” Standing...
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FREE IMPRISONED JEW!
CALL TO ACTION – a tzadik who is a Baal tzedaka, is languishing in jail with an unprecedented sentence of over 150 years! He is the true definition of a Pidyon Shvuyim (a prisoner to a non...
Poll: Hearing American-Accented Hebrew Worse Than Getting Stabbed
Even the minority of non-American respondents who did not liken hearing American-accented Hebrew to having one’s toenails pulled out with pliers nevertheless rated the experience as negative...
Aleph Male Balm for Beards because… Nachlaot
If you live in Jerusalem and hang out at the Shuk or near Nachlaot, you may have noticed that beards in the hood suddenly are looking smoother, softer and more coiffed. If so, its thanks to the...
Twitter Monitoring Temperature Of Hell For Sign When To Ban Hamas Account
A spokesman sought to reassure concerned users that the Hell-temperature-monitoring mechanism would not fall prey to unscrupulous manipulations. San Francisco, December 19 – New safety rules in...
Netanyahu Agrees To Make Israel Socialist, Bans Opposition Parties
The prime minister gave a specific nod to Socialist Venezuela, where the opposition has been similarly banned. Jerusalem, December 13 – Bowing to ongoing criticism from the left of...
After Slamming ‘Judaizing’ Of Jerusalem, EU Decries ‘Turkification’ Of Turkey
The court found that Turkic peoples invaded Anatolia and that they are not native to the region. Brussels, December 6 – European leaders followed up their negative reaction to American...
Michael Bassin is Not a Spy, ok?
Book Review: “I Am Not a Spy” by Michael Bassin Remember when you first read 3-time Pulitzer prize winner Thomas Friedman’s From Beirut to Jerusalem? If you read it while the...