“Ooh, fruit, big deal,” muttered Samael with a roll of his slit-eyes. Garden of Eden, May 29 – The creature tasked with testing humanity’s adherence to direct divine...
Dem Boots Simcha, NYPD Uproots Harvey, Putin Recruits Chabad, Baker Mutes Jacob, Huckabee Toots Shofar & Brazilian...
On Wednesday evening, the New York State Democratic Party resolved to boot State Senator Simcha Felder out of the Democratic party becuase he caucuses and votes with the the state Republicans, giving...
NFL Offers Compromise, Lets Players Stand for American OR Israeli Anthem
Player representatives have yet to offer any official response to the move. New York, May 24 – Executives and owners in the National Football League softened their stance today on player...
Elderflower-Lemon Cheesecake and a Royal Wedding: Tikkun Leil Chuppah
MARKLE TOV to the newlyweds In Windsor, during Shabbat Bamidbar, when the Book of Leviticus will begin to be read, the Royal Couple shall be wed. Perhaps it is fitting. The Hebrews were in an empty...
COWabunga: Israel Wins at Eurovision 2018
Of course, I was rooting for Netta, I’m Not Your Toy, and Israel at Eurovision 2018. She had all my 12 points. But I was shocked when – at a packed Irish bar in Manhattan – the...
Hezbollah Alleges Fraud If Rivals’ Votes Counted
The party’s efforts to prevent supporters of other factions from casting votes should have resulted in much larger gains. Beirut, May 8 – Iran’s proxy arm in Lebanon made important...
Netanyahu Staff Now Using Iranian Nuke CDs As Coasters
“It would be a shame to have so many CDs go to waste. My children’s preschool can only use so many of the things in crafts projects.” Jerusalem, May 1 – Employees at...
TriBeCa FilmFest Highlights a Sensual Shabbos in London
A sold out highlight of Manhattan’s TriBeCa Film Fest this week is DISOBEDIENCE, as adapted and directed by Oscar winning, South American filmmaker Sebastián Lelio. It is adapted from a novel...
Cop Who Tried To Enforce Gun Laws Among Arabs Let Off With Warning This Time
The policewoman failed to appreciate the importance of knowing when to enforce the law and when to feign powerlessness or lack of resources. Beer Sheva, April 24 – A rookie policeman who...
Is Natalie Portman a BDS Supporter?
No Dummy. We recently reported that Natalie Portman declined to attend a ceremony in Israel, where she was to be awarded the $2 million Genesis Prize. As a result, the ceremony was cancelled –...