“What an insult to the consumer’s intelligence.” Nahariya, June 26 – Observers of the economy noted this week that an advertising agency appears to believe there exists some...
Tehran Radio Host Arrested After Anti-Semitic Rant Not Anti-Semitic Enough
He appears to be under the misapprehension that Holocaust denial suffices. Tehran, June 23 – A popular on-air commentator in Iran faces charges of libel after he launched into a Judaeophobic...
Klogging Klezmer Kraving Kost Her $375K… Blocked Clarinetist Wins Case Against Scheming Girlfriend
Abramowitz v Lee may make history in Canadian law. A judge ruled last week that Ms. Jennifer (Jooyeon) Lee of Ontario (or Quebec) must pay her ex boyfriend, Eric Abramowitz, for damaging and delaying...
Poll False Because Doesn’t Show Joint List Taking 12 or 13 Seats
“Numbers and rigorous mathematics are a Zionist deceit anyway,” shrugged Ayman Odeh, list chairman. Jerusalem, June 14 – Experts debunked a survey this afternoon measuring the...
Burning Jerseys, Remembering Bags, Slamming Lacrosse Stix, and More
It appears that designer and businessperson Kate Spade succumbed to an apparent suicide in Manhattan this week at the age of 55. While The New York Times, Womans Wear Daily, The Jerusalem Post, and...
JewliciousReads: Selected June Reads for Beach Houses and Beyond
Selected reads for those with vacation plans and everyone else: ISRAELI AND OTHER POLITICS: BIBI The Turbulent Life and Times of Benjamin Netanyahu by Anshel Pfeffer (Haaretz, The Economist)...
Serpent Annoyed He Has To Tempt Eve With Something Stupid Like Fruit
“Ooh, fruit, big deal,” muttered Samael with a roll of his slit-eyes. Garden of Eden, May 29 – The creature tasked with testing humanity’s adherence to direct divine...
Dem Boots Simcha, NYPD Uproots Harvey, Putin Recruits Chabad, Baker Mutes Jacob, Huckabee Toots Shofar & Brazilian...
On Wednesday evening, the New York State Democratic Party resolved to boot State Senator Simcha Felder out of the Democratic party becuase he caucuses and votes with the the state Republicans, giving...
NFL Offers Compromise, Lets Players Stand for American OR Israeli Anthem
Player representatives have yet to offer any official response to the move. New York, May 24 – Executives and owners in the National Football League softened their stance today on player...
Elderflower-Lemon Cheesecake and a Royal Wedding: Tikkun Leil Chuppah
MARKLE TOV to the newlyweds In Windsor, during Shabbat Bamidbar, when the Book of Leviticus will begin to be read, the Royal Couple shall be wed. Perhaps it is fitting. The Hebrews were in an empty...